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Twitter Party Monday 1/16/12 9pm EST
Join Us Monday Night 1/16/12 at 9pm EST 
RSVP HERE
You must RSVP and attend the Twitter Party to be eligible for giveaways and to claim prizes!
This special Twitter party will emphasize both organization and staying healthy as a family.
Twitter Party Tips:
___ Follow @MelissaAndDoug on Twitter
___ Follow @TeachMama on Twitter
___ Follow @FamFunBlog on Twitter
___ LIKE Melissa & Doug on Facebook
___ LIKE Frugal Family Fun Blog on Facebook
___ Know your hashtag: #MDparty
___ Think of a kids’ joke to share – Winter/Valentine’s Day-themed is the best!
___ Tell a friend to join us!
___ Prepare for Fun!
FAQ:
Q. What’s a Twitter Party?
A. A Twitter Party is a virtual party where partygoers connect over Twitter. A host leads the discussion and partygoers tweet to join the conversation, using a special hashtag to categorize comments as belonging to the party. A party can be searched by its hashtag. (See also http://www.twitterpartyguide.com/what-is-a-twitter-party)
Q. What’s the hashtag for the Melissa & Doug Twitter Party?
A. #weteach
Q. What is a hashtag?
A. A word becomes a hashtag, or keyword, when it’s preceded by a # symbol. This signals Twitter to categorize a tweet according to that keyword so it will come up in search results. So, for instance, when you do a Twitter search for #MDparty, you’ll see what an amazing time we’re having Monday night! (Also see https://support.twitter.com/articles/49309-what-are-hashtags-symbols)
Q. Why do I have to RSVP?
A. We pick names from the RSVP list for our prize giveaways. So technically you don’t HAVE to RSVP–but you won’t win prizes if you don’t! (To be eligible for giveaways, you’ll need to RSVP attend the party and participate by answering our party questions.)
Q. How far in advance should I RSVP?
A. You can RSVP as late as right before the first question is asked. We refresh the RSVP list right before our first giveaway.
Q. How long does the party last?
A. Our Twitter parties usually last one to two hours. You can come for just a few minutes, stay the whole time or anything in between.
Q. Do I have to participate?
A. You may participate as little or as much as you’d like. You need only be present and participating to be eligible to win prizes and giveaways.
Q. What will we do at the Twitter party?
A. During the Twitter party the host (@MelissaAndDoug and/or @weteach) will ask questions about parenting, toys, winter activities, Valentine’s Day, telling kids jokes and more, and you can answer each question or comment on another person’s answer. Remember to use hashtag #MDparty so everyone can see your comments.
For example, @MelissaAndDoug might ask, “Q1: Do you do anything special for your child on Valentine’s Day? #MDparty” You could answer “@MelissaAndDoug Yes, I always put confetti hearts in with his lunch that day! #MDparty”
Each question is tied to a giveaway. Partiers are given a few minutes to answer each question. Once the question is closed we choose a winner for that question.
Throughout the party we also share information about our website, new products, upcoming events & promotions, tell jokes, get advice from other parents and more. Each party is different, but they are always fun!
Thanksgiving-Themed Twitter Party Monday Night 11/21/11 at 9pm ET
Join Us Monday Night 11.21.11 at 9pm ET 
RSVP HERE
You must RSVP and attend the Twitter Party to be eligible for giveaways and to claim prizes!
This special Twitter party will emphasize both Thanksgiving and our new partnership with We Teach! Although this party is teacher focused, everyone is welcome!
Twitter Party Tips:
___ Follow MelissaAndDoug on Twitter
___ Follow TeachMama on Twitter
___ LIKE Melissa & Doug on Facebook
___ Know your hashtag: #weteach
___ Think of a kids’ joke to share – Thanksgiving-themed is the best!
___ Tell a friend to join us!
___ Prepare for Fun!
FAQ:
Q. What’s a Twitter Party?
A. A Twitter Party is a virtual party where partygoers connect over Twitter. A host leads the discussion and partygoers tweet to join the conversation, using a special hashtag to categorize comments as belonging to the party. A party can be searched by its hashtag. (See also http://www.twitterpartyguide.com/what-is-a-twitter-party)
Q. What’s the hashtag for the Melissa & Doug Twitter Party?
A. #weteach
Q. What is a hashtag?
A. A word becomes a hashtag, or keyword, when it’s preceded by a # symbol. This signals Twitter to categorize a tweet according to that keyword so it will come up in search results. So, for instance, when you do a Twitter search for #weteach, you’ll see what an amazing time we’re having Monday night! (Also see https://support.twitter.com/articles/49309-what-are-hashtags-symbols)
Q. Why do I have to RSVP?
A. We pick names from the RSVP list for our prize giveaways. So technically you don’t HAVE to RSVP–but you won’t win prizes if you don’t! (To be eligible for giveaways, you’ll need to RSVP attend the party and participate by answering our party questions.)
Q. How far in advance should I RSVP?
A. You can RSVP as late as right before the first question is asked. We refresh the RSVP list right before our first giveaway.
Q. How long does the party last?
A. Our Twitter parties usually last one to two hours. You can come for just a few minutes, stay the whole time or anything in between.
Q. Do I have to participate?
A. You may participate as little or as much as you’d like. You need only be present and participating to be eligible to win prizes and giveaways.
Q. What will we do at the Twitter party?
A. During the Twitter party the host (@MelissaAndDoug and/or @weteach) will ask questions about parenting, toys, Thanksgiving, kids jokes and more, and you can answer each question or comment on another person’s answer. Remember to use hashtag #weteach so everyone can see your comments.
For example, @MelissaAndDoug might ask, “Q1: What Is Your Child’s Favorite Holiday? #weteach” You could answer “@MelissaAndDoug Halloween! #weteach”
Each question is tied to a giveaway. Partiers are given a few minutes to answer each question. Once the question is closed we choose a winner for that question.
Throughout the party we also share information about our website, new products, upcoming events & promotions, tell jokes, get advice from other parents and more. Each party is different, but they are always fun!
Halloween-themed Twitter Party 10.3.11 9pm ET (RSVP required)
Join Us For a Halloween-themed Twitter Party on Monday 10.3.11 at 9pm ET
RSVP HERE: http://bit.ly/qWTpEw
You must RSVP and attend the Twitter Party to be eligible for giveaways and to claim prizes!
Twitter Party Tips:
___ Follow MelissaAndDoug on Twitter
___ LIKE Melissa & Doug on Facebook
___ Know your hashtag: #mdparty
___ Think of a kids’ joke to share
___ Tell a friend to join us!
___ Prepare for Fun!
FAQ:
Q. What’s a Twitter Party?
A. A Twitter Party is a virtual party where partygoers connect over Twitter. A host leads the discussion and partygoers tweet to join the conversation, using a special hashtag to categorize comments as belonging to the party. A party can be searched by its hashtag. (See also http://www.twitterpartyguide.com/what-is-a-twitter-party)
Q. What’s the hashtag for the Melissa & Doug Twitter Party?
A. #mdparty
Q. What is a hashtag?
A. A word becomes a hashtag, or keyword, when it’s preceded by a # symbol. This signals Twitter to categorize a tweet according to that keyword so it will come up in search results. So, for instance, when you do a Twitter search for #mdparty, you’ll see what an amazing time we’re having Monday night! (Also see https://support.twitter.com/articles/49309-what-are-hashtags-symbols)
Q. Why do I have to RSVP?
A. We pick names from the RSVP list for our prize giveaways. So technically you don’t HAVE to RSVP–but you won’t win prizes if you don’t! (To be eligible for giveaways, you’ll need to both RSVP and attend the party.)
Q. How far in advance should I RSVP?
A. You can RSVP as late as during the party. We refresh the RSVP list before each giveaway winner is selected.
Q. How long does the party last?
A. Our Twitter parties usually last one to two hours. You can come for just a few minutes, stay the whole time or anything in between.
Q. Do I have to participate?
A. You may participate as little or as much as you’d like. You need only be present at the Twitter party in order to be eligible to win giveaways.
Q. What will we do at the Twitter party?
A. During the Twitter party the host (@MelissaAndDoug) will ask questions about parenting, toys, Halloween, kids jokes and more, and you can answer each question or comment on another person’s answer. Remember to use hashtag #mdparty so everyone can see your comments.
For example, @MelissaAndDoug might ask, “Q1: What Is Your Child’s Favorite Holiday? #mdparty” You could answer “@MelissaAndDoug Halloween! #mdparty”
Each question is tied to a giveaway. Partiers are given a few minutes to answer each question. Once the question is closed we choose a winner for that question.
Throughout the party we also share information about our website, new products, upcoming events & promotions, tell jokes, get advice from other parents and more. Each party is different, but they are always fun!
Which 2 Kid Friendly Jokes Will Be Trunki Winners?
Kid Friendly Jokes Submitted During Our Twitter Party
Trunki WINNERS:
#1) Marla Bharratt Pollard
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
olive who?
Olive melissa and doug toys cuz they’re the best!!
#2) Starr Willette
Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
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Other Very Funny Kids Jokes:
Carrie Lobacz Wells
What cereal does a cat eat?
Mice Krispies!
Heather Strouse Zeh
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
Winnie the Pehew!
Ma Motts
What do you call a wicked old woman who lives by the sea?
A sand-witch.
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach but won’t go into the water?
A chicken sand-witch.
Amy Fulcher
What did the grape do when someone stepped on him?
He let out a little wine.
Rebecca Snyder Weaver
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo Beep Beep!
Allison Lewis
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Ramey Washington
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!!!
Jd Drenchek-Scavo
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Heather Craniford
Where did the elephant pack his clothes for his trip?
In his TRUNKI!
Linnea Sundstrom Jensen
What side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The OUTside, silly!
Melissa Zokoe
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!
More Great Kids Jokes:
Kimberly Dunek-Buck
Why is the math book so unhappy?
Because it’s full of problems! =)
Jamie Hawkins Hobbs
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary!
Pierre Ds
TEACHER Melissa: Doug, go to the map and find North America.
Doug: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: DOUG!!!
Suzie P Santos
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
Katherine Kennerly
What do dogs eat when they go to the movies?
Pup-corn of course!
Katherine Kennerly
Where do horses live?
In the neighhhhh-borhood
Jennifer Worden
How to make a nose dance???
Put a little boogie in it!!!
Alea Shinn
Why is a baker so rich?
He makes all the dough!
Lara Katherine Koon
What’s the first thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits a car windshield???
It’s butt.
Michele Slowik
Put your hand above your head and move it in a circular motion….
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Woo
Woo Who?
Let’s get this party started!
Mia Dentice
How do you tell when a clock is hungry?
It goes back for seconds
Melissa Smith Fowler
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake!
Mia Dentice
What do you call a cute volcano?
….lava-ble
Lea Hurst
Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Karen Kohl
Did you hear about the skunk who went to church?
He had his own pew!
Rachel Marshall
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
To look for pooh!
Amanda Clark Lassiter
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A Headbanger!
Lou Morreale
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for POOH!
Olivia Lambert Lasting
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
Aura Haft
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Haywood, Hugh, and Harry.
Haywood, Hugh, and Harry who?
Haywood Hugh Harry up and open the door
Linda Brooks
Kid friendly joke – my son’s favorite hand shake – give ‘er there, give ‘er higher and you miss boo boo!!
Mia Dentice
KNOCK KNOCK
(who’s there)
Boo
(boo-who?)
DONT CRY
Heather James
Why did the booger cross the road?
Karen Marciano
Where do generals keep their armies?
In their sleevies!
Heather James
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
Jennifer C
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket!
Melissa Moore Boyle
How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick!
Tracie Vandermeulen
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Marla Bharratt Pollard
What’s the heaviest part of a fish?
Their scales
Kelli Colleen
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights
Stephanie Kern Best
Where do cows go on dates????
To the moooovies!
Cristi Marashi
Why was Cinderella not good at sports?
She was always running away from the ball.
Kathy Sparks
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all turned the wrong way? She was tickled to death.
Jennifer Peters
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Katie Riddick-Prouse
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Iguana
Iguana Who?
Iguana Hold Your Hand
Wendy Bass Brennan
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
Ester Glavin
What do Bulls do when they go shopping?
They CHARGE!!!
Heather Strouse Zeh
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Kelli Colleen
What do you get when you cross a beluga whale and a shark?
A sharp pair of floaties
Athena Gravino Cordova
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Angela Kerr
How do you make a tissue dance ?
Put some boogie in it !!
Debbie Garrett
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door and let me in.
Marge Brown
Why is Cinderella so bad at sports?
Because she has a pumpkin for a coach, and she runs away from the ball.
Marge Brown
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!!
Trista Hevey
How did the farmer fix his jeans ?
With a cabbage patch!
Melissa Gallello-Day
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam!
Ashley Batts Sarvis
What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
Picket
Mia McLearn
what did one plate say to the other??
Lunch is on me:)
Athena Gravino Cordova
Why was 6 so scared?
Because 7 8 9!!!
Elizabeth McCoy
What did the ocean say to the beach?
…nothing it just waved
Jaime Stephens
What is in the center of a jellyfish?
A jelly button!
Heather Davis Allen
Why did Mickey go to space?
To find Pluto!!!!
Lenny Zui
why did the horse cross the road?
To get to his neigghhhhhbours!!!
Amber Saxby
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
Christina Nastos
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline????
A milk shake!!!!
Jennie Blizzard Moye
Knock Knock
Who’s there
bannana
bannana who?
Knock Knock
whos there
Bannana
Bannana who?
Knock Knock
who’s there
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana AGAIN!
Bethany Dares Young
What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
french flies
Regina Lightfoot
What do Santa’s Helpers learn in school?
The elf-abet!
Rose Brull
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
He wanted to find Pluto!
Tiffany Kelly Ard
What do penguins use at the dinner table?
Flapkins!
Andrea Workman
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
“Her come the elephants coming over the hill!”
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, because he didn’t recognize them!
Summer Lamb
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a lil boogie in it!
Melanie Culbert-Barnett
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
Ashley Ulrich
Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
Sharonne Katz
Who designed Noah’s ark?
An ark-itect!
Lenny Zui
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they’d be bagels!
Kelli Keith
Where does a horse stay in a hotel?
The bridal suite!
Carolyn McAvoy
What do you get hit a vampire with a snow ball?
…. Frostbite!
Gill Small
Why was the math book so unhappy?
… Because it was full of problems!
Charlene Power
Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?
The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
Helen Stockwell
”What did one elevator say to the other? I think I’m coming down with something!”
Elizabeth Ramon Carroll
A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve your kind.” Mushroom says, “Why? I’m a FUNGI!” (Get it…FUN GUY!)
Hayley Atkinson
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a knock knock joke!
Nate-Alle McCloskey
How do you make a tissue dance? — Put a little boogie in it!
Valerie Moyer
Knock knock
who’s there?
canoe
canoe who
canoe come out and play?
Amy Fulcher
A mushroom walked into a store. The store said we don’t serve mushrooms here. The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fungi!”
LauraMarie Scraps
Whats RED and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint!
Cristi Marashi
Where did the hamburger take his date?
To the Meat Ball.
Elizabeth McCoy
Joke: what do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
Trista Imhof
Why did the pickle cross the road? To get to the burger on the other side
Amanda O’Dair
How do you make a tissue dance? put a little boggie in it!
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Heather Strouse Zeh
Wanna hear a dirty joke? …..The pig rolled in the mud!
TWITTER PARTY!
WHEN?
Monday, August 22nd at 9pm ET
Be there for giveaways and fun!
No RSVP necessary.
You must be following us on twitter to win! Follow us here > http://www.twitter.com/MelissaAndDoug
Use hashtag #mdparty so we can see you during the party!
SEE YOU THERE!
Twitter Party!
You’re invited!
Friday April 29th at 10pm ET
Use hashtag #mdparty
See you there! No RSVP necessary!
Follow Melissa & Doug On Twitter to be eligible for giveaways
And, for those at the last party…bring your refrigerator!
Twitter Party Thursday April 7th at 7pm ET
JOIN US Thursday 4/7/11 at 7pm ET
To join us follow us on twitter @MelissaAndDoug and use hashtag #mdparty so we can see you!
HAVE YOUR HANDBAG NEARBY FOR A GIVEAWAY QUESTION!
See you there for fun & giveaways at 7pm ET
RSVP is not mandatory but it’s nice to know who might be there.
Tweet us if you’re coming
