Which 2 Kid Friendly Jokes Will Be Trunki Winners?

Kid Friendly Jokes Submitted During Our Twitter Party

Trunki WINNERS:

#1) Marla Bharratt Pollard
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
olive who?
Olive melissa and doug toys cuz they’re the best!!

#2) Starr Willette
Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.

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Other Very Funny Kids Jokes:

Carrie Lobacz Wells
What cereal does a cat eat?
Mice Krispies!

Heather Strouse Zeh
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
Winnie the Pehew!

Ma Motts
What do you call a wicked old woman who lives by the sea?
A sand-witch.

What do you call a witch who goes to the beach but won’t go into the water?
A chicken sand-witch.

Amy Fulcher
What did the grape do when someone stepped on him?
He let out a little wine.

Rebecca Snyder Weaver
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo Beep Beep!

Allison Lewis
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
 At the baa-baa shop.

Ramey Washington
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Ouch!!!

Jd Drenchek-Scavo
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

Heather Craniford
Where did the elephant pack his clothes for his trip?
In his TRUNKI!

Linnea Sundstrom Jensen
‎What side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The OUTside, silly!

Melissa Zokoe
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!

More Great Kids Jokes:

Kimberly Dunek-Buck
Why is the math book so unhappy?
Because it’s full of problems! =)

Jamie Hawkins Hobbs
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary!

Pierre Ds
TEACHER Melissa: Doug, go to the map and find North America.
Doug: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: DOUG!!!

Suzie P Santos
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!

Katherine Kennerly
What do dogs eat when they go to the movies?
Pup-corn of course!

Katherine Kennerly
Where do horses live?
In the neighhhhh-borhood

Jennifer Worden
How to make a nose dance???
Put a little boogie in it!!!

Alea Shinn
Why is a baker so rich?
He makes all the dough!

Lara Katherine Koon
What’s the first thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits a car windshield???
It’s butt.

Michele Slowik
Put your hand above your head and move it in a circular motion….
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Woo
Woo Who?
Let’s get this party started!

Mia Dentice
How do you tell when a clock is hungry?
It goes back for seconds

Melissa Smith Fowler
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake!

Mia Dentice
What do you call a cute volcano?
….lava-ble

Lea Hurst
Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Karen Kohl
Did you hear about the skunk who went to church?
He had his own pew!

Rachel Marshall
Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
To look for pooh!

Amanda Clark Lassiter
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A Headbanger!

Lou Morreale
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for POOH!
Olivia Lambert Lasting
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

Aura Haft
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Haywood, Hugh, and Harry.
Haywood, Hugh, and Harry who?
Haywood Hugh Harry up and open the door

Linda Brooks
Kid friendly joke – my son’s favorite hand shake – give ‘er there, give ‘er higher and you miss boo boo!!

Mia Dentice
KNOCK KNOCK
(who’s there)
Boo
(boo-who?)
DONT CRY

Heather James
Why did the booger cross the road?

Karen Marciano
Where do generals keep their armies?
In their sleevies!

Heather James
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!

Jennifer C
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket!

Melissa Moore Boyle
How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick!

Tracie Vandermeulen
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.

Marla Bharratt Pollard
What’s the heaviest part of a fish?
Their scales

Kelli Colleen
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights

Stephanie Kern Best
Where do cows go on dates????
To the moooovies!

Cristi Marashi
Why was Cinderella not good at sports?
She was always running away from the ball.

Kathy Sparks
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all turned the wrong way? She was tickled to death.

Jennifer Peters
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Katie Riddick-Prouse
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Iguana
Iguana Who?
Iguana Hold Your Hand

Wendy Bass Brennan
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!

Ester Glavin
What do Bulls do when they go shopping?
They CHARGE!!!

Heather Strouse Zeh
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Kelli Colleen
What do you get when you cross a beluga whale and a shark?
A sharp pair of floaties

Athena Gravino Cordova
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.

Angela Kerr
How do you make a tissue dance ?
Put some boogie in it !!

Debbie Garrett
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas open the door and let me in.

Marge Brown
Why is Cinderella so bad at sports?
Because she has a pumpkin for a coach, and she runs away from the ball.

Marge Brown
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!!

Trista Hevey
How did the farmer fix his jeans ?
With a cabbage patch!

Melissa Gallello-Day
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam!

Ashley Batts Sarvis
What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
Picket

Mia McLearn
what did one plate say to the other??
Lunch is on me:)

Athena Gravino Cordova
Why was 6 so scared?
Because 7 8 9!!!

Elizabeth McCoy
What did the ocean say to the beach?
…nothing it just waved

Jaime Stephens
What is in the center of a jellyfish?
A jelly button!

Heather Davis Allen
Why did Mickey go to space?
To find Pluto!!!!

Lenny Zui
why did the horse cross the road?
To get to his neigghhhhhbours!!!

Amber Saxby
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing!

Christina Nastos
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline????
A milk shake!!!!

Jennie Blizzard Moye
Knock Knock
Who’s there
bannana
bannana who?
Knock Knock
whos there
Bannana
Bannana who?
Knock Knock
who’s there
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana AGAIN!

Bethany Dares Young
What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
french flies

Regina Lightfoot
What do Santa’s Helpers learn in school?
The elf-abet!

Rose Brull
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
He wanted to find Pluto!

Tiffany Kelly Ard
What do penguins use at the dinner table?
Flapkins!

Andrea Workman
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
“Her come the elephants coming over the hill!”
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, because he didn’t recognize them!

Summer Lamb
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a lil boogie in it!

Melanie Culbert-Barnett
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!

Ashley Ulrich
‎Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies!

Sharonne Katz
Who designed Noah’s ark?
An ark-itect!

Lenny Zui
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they’d be bagels!

Kelli Keith
Where does a horse stay in a hotel?
The bridal suite!

Carolyn McAvoy
What do you get hit a vampire with a snow ball?
…. Frostbite!

Gill Small
Why was the math book so unhappy?
… Because it was full of problems!

Charlene Power
Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?
The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.

Helen Stockwell
‎”What did one elevator say to the other? I think I’m coming down with something!”

Elizabeth Ramon Carroll
A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve your kind.” Mushroom says, “Why? I’m a FUNGI!” (Get it…FUN GUY!)

Hayley Atkinson
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a knock knock joke!

Nate-Alle McCloskey
How do you make a tissue dance? — Put a little boogie in it!

Valerie Moyer
Knock knock
who’s there?
canoe
canoe who
canoe come out and play?

Amy Fulcher
A mushroom walked into a store. The store said we don’t serve mushrooms here. The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fungi!”

LauraMarie Scraps
Whats RED and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint!

Cristi Marashi
Where did the hamburger take his date?
To the Meat Ball.

Elizabeth McCoy
Joke: what do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud

Trista Imhof
Why did the pickle cross the road? To get to the burger on the other side

Amanda O’Dair
How do you make a tissue dance? put a little boggie in it!
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Heather Strouse Zeh
Wanna hear a dirty joke? …..The pig rolled in the mud!

August 23, 2011 at 9:51 am melissaanddoug 2 comments